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THE IMMORTAL CATFISH
STORIES FROM THE BAND
MEET THE BAND
LYRICS BITCH
LYRICS MUTHFUCKA
MORE LYRICS
LYRICS TO CHOKE ON
CELEB. ENDORSEMENTS
CELEB. ENDORSEMENTS 2
COWBELL CORNER
TOUCH US
FISHING HOOKS (Links)
RAY WILLIS HEADLINE ARCHIVE
THE DIARY OF CAPTAIN CATFISH

MUSIC IS DEAD Lyrics generaly by Chris Pudding, except where indicated. Music by The Immortal Catfish, not including Chris Pudding, because while he's good at writing lyrics, he can't write music to save his life, so he leaves that up to the other, talented members of the band. *NEW SONGS TO BE ADDED REGULARLY*
	DAYLIGHT SAVINGS lyrics by: Chris If I should break down again Will you follow me to the end? I won't lie or pretend Because I need you to be my friend And maybe we should run away there's nothing here for us to stay and if we don't come home today no one will notice anyway Why can't I get through to you With everything I say and do just hold me now and hold me tight tell me that it's all alright And If I should start to cry Don't ignore my weeping eyes Just tell me that it's all ok Help me make it through the day And maybe we should run away there's nothing here for us if we stay and if we don't come home today no one will notice anyway Angels fall from shattered skies As the light goes out behind your eyes A broken sun begins to rise You told me that everything dies And If I should break down again Will you follow me to the end? I won't lie or pretend Because I need you to be my friend And If I should start to cry Don't ignore my weeping eyes Just tell me that it's all ok Help me make it through the day Help me make it through the day Please help me make it through the day I fucked the Wolfman
AN EVEN LARGER LAMP POST Lyrics by: Chris you are my destination no time for procrastination i'll spend my time engrossed in masturbation to black and white pictures of you i want to swallow your lips ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i want to kiss your tits ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't fuck with the big boys there is no gene for the human spirit I DISLIKE COFFEE SHOPS (x ten)
	THE TIGGER SONG Tigger loves to bounce/he bounces to Pooh's house/where there is honey for breakfast/Tigger does not like honey/Tigger doesn't like Eeyore's thistles, either/ Ouch/ Tigger and Roo climb a tree.../but Tigger's can't climb down/UH-OH/ Tigger bounces Eeyore right into the river/ then he bounces home/ Good-bye, Tigger!
MOLYBDENUM Lyrics by: Chris Well, I've been pieced together From bits of A-Bombs, bits of Buicks, blood and tears, circuts and wires and switches and gears, there's cold fusion where my heart should be I can never love you, I'm a Robot, can't you see. I get drunk on Motor-Oil I get high on Gasoline I have a circut breaker for a pancreas and a fan-belt for a spleen there's fucking cold fusion where my heart should be I can never love you, I’m a Robot, don't you see. I have heat vision and radar I take WD40 to numb my pain I have rockets that shoot really far and a computer chip for a brain I'll never be able to understand you Or give you what you need I could never love you, I'm a Robot, can’t you see. Robot (118x)
	LUKE GOT NEW JEANS Lyrics by: Chris Hey did you hear the good news? It's all the truth, it seems Luke got new jeans From L.L. Bean Flannell linned do you have the time to stop and look at his jeans L.L. Jeans L.L. Bean Jeans Flannell-In-Seems Brand New Jeans It's never too late to sell out
YET ANOTHER SILLY LOVE SONG Lyrics by:Chris & Luke Oh Oh, I love you Oh Oh, and you love me too We could live together and start a happy family!!!! Oh Oh, cuz I love you! Oh Oh, and you say you love me too I'll give up my own life because you want me too! Oh Oh, I love you! Oh Oh, I hope you love me too! I wont try to have sex with or even kiss you Until we get married! Oh Oh, because I love you! Oh Oh, Please love me too, I'll let you rule my life and totaly emasculate me! Oh Oh, because I love you! Oh Oh, and you tell me you love me too! I wont hang out with my friends anymore Because you say you don't like them! Oh Oh, cuz I love you! Oh Oh, and I know you love me too! Even though I saw you kissing that other guy It's ok, I'll be a pussy and not say anything!
	DISLOCATION, DISLOCATION, DISLOCATION Lyrics by:Chris this motel room is submerged there's no sunlight coming through and the shades are left unopened And there's nothing I can do outside the exhaust fumes are giving birth to clouds in the sky some kids are on the corner thinking up new ways to die the asphalt streets are splitting the motorists don't seem to care Can't block the sound they car's are emitting It's strangling the air In the bed she's sleeping, quiet and alone I wish I had the heart to wake her up And tell her we should go home We won't ever get to where we're going And she doesn't seem to mind So we just keep looking for something we wont find California may as well be centuries away We're running out of places to stay Don't know where we'll be tommorow and I’m not even sure about today In the bed she's sleeping, quiet and alone I wish I had the heart to wake her up To tell her that we should go home
AN EXCELLENT ADVENTURE Lyrics by: Chris The future is uncertain to everyone with the exception of you and me we know how things are going to turn out We know how things will be Because we've got this phone booth and we dialed 1-323-459-4303 We can solve any problem We can get George Carlin to help We can survive anything Because we survived going to hell So, dude, get ready, because we're going to travel through time The journey won't be bogus its gonna be totaly magnificent Be prepared, don't look back, because this adventure will be excellent (it's excellent)
	EYES LIKE HEADLIGHTS (THE STORY OF YOUR FACE PART 2) Lyrics by: Chris these days/these nights/your eyes/are headlights/your grill-smile/your parts/your place/in my heart/WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK???/WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK???/IS THAT SO HARD/IS THAT SO HARD/if you only knew/that my heart is true/that there's no other face-truck for me/but you/but you/but you/BUT YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE DO YOU???/your blades/cut back/your gone/leaving just bloody tire tracks/what did I ever do to make you so sad?/I'm sorry/I never realized/you were the best face-truck I ever had/ FACE-TRUCK COME HOME/FACE-TRUCK COME HOME/FACE TRUCK COME HOME Your cherry picker can't pick up the pieces of my broken heart.
A BRIDGE TOO FAR Lyrics by:Chris (very long loud erratic drum beat) (pause) HATRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (another long erratic drum beat) (Pause) IMAGINE A REMARKABLE WINE MAKER--WHO TAUGHT HIS CHILDREN--EVERYTHING HE KNEW---WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? WHAT WOULD YOU DO? I CAN NOT BREATH WHEN I'M WITH YOU (yeah, another drummy) (Pause) FUCK (drum) DRACULA! (drum) FUCK (drum) DRACULA! (drum) FUCK (drum) DRACULA!! (drum)