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Celebrities everywhere can't get enough of that Catfish sound, daddy-o.
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ELIJAH WOOD!
"Hi, folks, I'm Elijah Wood, and I really sure like this band. After a hard day in 'Middle Earth' fighting 'Goblins' and talking with 'Wizards' I like to unwind by listening to a few Immortal Catfish CD's. They take away the pain in my skull. I was in 'The Faculty.'"
CRISPIN GLOVER!
"Hi, I'm Crispin Glover, artist at large. These fellas are sure good, they make me smile my creepy smile. I'm so fucking weird. Get your damn hands off her. Booooooooooooooooooots. Anyway, buy their music, it's good. Don't touch me."
WINONA RYDER!!
"I'm a modern woman. I'm always on the go, stealing pants and doing various drugs, but I always have time to listen to The Immortal Catfish. They make the constant amount of uppers in my bloodstream work even faster. God bless them, for showing us all that reality truly does bite Mr. Deeds Edward Sisscorhands Beetlejuice."