SUCK HAM
Here are various links to various things. Enjoy.
Local Banjo Players
ORWELL
The band featuring everyone from the Catfish. Minus Chris Pudding and plus Shemp. They're fucking rock and roll tastic.
Fates End
These kids are popular with all the bobby-soxer gals, listening to their records in their shag carpet bedrooms while their pipe smoking fathers deman they turn that ruckus down.
Death By Monkeys
Or as I like to call them, Can't Run From Whitey.
Stick Up For Dracula
Formerly "The Boo Radley's" this is the worst generic punk band of all time. Then why link to them? Good question. Good question...
Other Such Shizz
Saddle Creek
The record label that releases such stuff as Bright Eyes, Cursive, Desaparecidos, and other such bands I would cut my whole body off to be a part of. Know who else is part of the label? Jiha Lee. Ohhh Jiha Lee, you're the only girl for me.
Saves The Day
Saves The Day = Good.
Tom Waits
Tom Waits is the real God, forget that Catholic shit. Worship Tom.
Gina's Email
This is Gina's E-Mail. Gina's not in the band, but she's still cool. And she likes e-mail. And oranges, apparently.
The Get Up Kids
More like the GET UP S.I.D.S. HA HA HA OHHH Sudden Infant Death Syndrom ALWAYS funny. Seriously though, what a good band.
The Legend of Crazy Jake!!
A movie of the week from 1962, about rock and roll, three kids and their adventures and relationship with a man known as "Crazy Jake". Crazy Jake is out to catch a GIANT CATFISH that lurks in the lake!! Jake tries to kill the catfish, but the noble mighty catfish PREVAILS!!! HE PULLS JAKE UNDER THE WATER WITH HIM! Where it is presumed he eats Jake alive. GO CATFISH!!!!! KILL THAT FUCKING CRAZY NERD!!!
Coheed and Cambria
Rock and troll.
Catfish Heaven!
Catfish heaven!! WOW!
ROBO-DRAC
ROBO-DRAC: He's a fucking Robot of DEATH. Don't let him eat your babies, because he'll do it. HE'S FUCKING CRAZY.
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