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STORIES FROM THE BAND
MEET THE BAND
LYRICS BITCH
LYRICS MUTHFUCKA
MORE LYRICS
LYRICS TO CHOKE ON
CELEB. ENDORSEMENTS
CELEB. ENDORSEMENTS 2
COWBELL CORNER
TOUCH US
FISHING HOOKS (Links)
RAY WILLIS HEADLINE ARCHIVE
THE DIARY OF CAPTAIN CATFISH
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NEW SITE NEWS:
We (and by we I mean Frank) are currently building a new Catfish site. It's not even closed to finished yet, but there are some purrrdy pictures of us handsome fucks, so go there and watch it be constructed: www.theimmortalcatfish.cjb.net
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RECENT UPDATES!
GRANDMA-ASS!
5-8-03--Stories From the Band and Fishing Hooks (Links) updated. Ghoulbook under construction.
4-29-03--Stories From The Band updated. What's New section, which is this thing, cleaned up once again. Frankenstein is real.
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RAY WILLIS: RETARD
Various words a la Ray:
At midnight: "Let's go find a basket store."
Entering a book store: "You're bringing a FILM MAJOR to a book store?!"
On band photo: Chris: We should all be smoking in the photo. RAY: "Heh, like Rancid." Chris: Do they have a photo like that? RAY: "I dunno."
"You're about as smart as a one legged man."
"I'm not saying one legged men are dumb, it would just be dumb to have one."
"Koolerz."
"Dood."
"Better make it a Pepsi."
"I have 2000 hats."
"Gabriel Davies Tavern, huh? Did it used to be a Tavern?"
"Gullivers Tavern...?"
"There might be kittens in that bag."
"I'm a one man woman."
"Aww-dua-board"
"Dracula?"
etc.etc.etc.
The point is, Ray is strange and seemingly retarded. But we like him anyway. I think....
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Site running since 6/18/02
Pretend that's impressive.
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