| THE IMMORTAL CATFISH
STORIES FROM THE BAND
MEET THE BAND
LYRICS BITCH
LYRICS MUTHFUCKA
MORE LYRICS
LYRICS TO CHOKE ON
CELEB. ENDORSEMENTS
CELEB. ENDORSEMENTS 2
COWBELL CORNER
TOUCH US
FISHING HOOKS (Links)
RAY WILLIS HEADLINE ARCHIVE
THE DIARY OF CAPTAIN CATFISH
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Everyone's talkin! About what.....
...about Da 'Fish, FUCKAS!
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CHRISTOPHER "RONALD" WALKEN!!!
"Hello. Don't you like music? I sure do. I actualy studied dance--and you can't dance--without the music. Well, you can--but you--would look kinda silly. So, being a--music--expert, I sure know that The Immortal Cat--Fish, they're fuckin'--fabulous. It's true. I remember on the set of 'Joe Dirt' David Spade said 'I like music.' I kicked his fuckin' teeth in. What does he know? Nothin." |
KEANU REEVES!
"Dude, is it not like...approprish to listen to the talented musicical stylish of The Immortal Crawfish? They sure do rock. Me and my friend Bill frequen their establishments often, and rock out." |
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TOM WAITS!!
"Um, yeah, I'm Tom Waits, and I am, perhaps, the coolest man the world has ever seen, and I sure smoke a lot of cigarettes. Anyway, these kids, they're fantastic, really. I was riding my Bone Machine the other day, and one of their tunes came onto the radio, and I was like 'Man, dig this.' And then I went home and drank. A lot. Anyway, the sun's coming up, freeway cars and trucks, and all. So I better go. The Immortal Catfish is pretty good, listen to them. Or not. I really don't care." |
CONNOR OBERST!!
"Hi. I'm...Connor...and I'm...pretty sad. Uh, well, The Immortal Catfish is a cool band. They're music is...different. I need to go now, and drink and write an incredibly brilliant song. Bye."
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Craig "Coach" T. Nelson
"I've been in quite a few movies, but I'm sure everyone remembers me the most from that fucking 'Coach' show. Either that or 'Poltergiest', but I mean, c'mon people! I'm an actor! I was in 'Action Jackson'!! And 'Turner & Hooch'!! Sigh...anyway, The Immortal Catfish sure are a good band. I enjoy their music and their T-Shirt line." |
JENNIFER LOPEZ
"I am a horrible, horrible fucking singer, and my acting talents are sub-par, at best. But one thing I'm sure of is that the Immortal Catfish are fuckin' bangin, yo. Man, their shit be awesome. I'm such a fucking skank."
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GEORGE CLOONEY!
"Fuck you." |
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