THE IMMORTAL CATFISH
This is where you can get bitching bios of the Catfish themselves. Along with a really bitchen cartoon version of those handsome men. HAM!
All artwork by: Chris |
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THE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN EXPERIENCE
This is a rare picture of the band as they began their careers, then known as THE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN EXPERIENCE. They later changed their style and apperance (along with their name) with new clothes and plastic surgery. That is why they are the handsome smart fella's they are today.
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CHRISTOPHER PUDDING
The Head Catfish. He's got a lot of love to give and a lot of pain to inflict upon others. |
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LUKE WILLIS
Playing guitar and playing ladies hearts unlike any other.
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RAY YOUNG WILLIS III
Cow bell extrodinaire. I just gotta have more cowbell baby. "Yeah, I like to stick balls in my mouth.... No, you misunderstood, just dog balls." - Ray Willis.
Note: Ray's arms may in fact be real arms and not prostetic drumsticks. |
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FRANK
This is Frank. He plays bass and is tall. His dog is small. He may or may not have an octopus for a left arm. |
JOE PIE
Not in the band, but man is he cool.
NOTE: Joe may not actually have "machine-gun arm" or "robo-drac wheel" |
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CONNOR OBERST
Depressed. Awesome. Not actually in band. |
DRACULA
Sucks blood. Saves the world from witches. Has night's out on the town. Hates garlic. Really old. Not actually in band. |
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BIG ROCK
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RED SKY
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BEACH
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BARN OR CHURCH?
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TREES AND TRAIN TRACKS
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NICE JEEP, LARD ASS!
This picture is Gary Needleman. He's our Manager, and he loves his fucking Jeep. Personaly, we think he smells bad and he gets us horrible gigs, but we haven't the heart to fire him. So you should fire him for us. WITH A GUN |
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