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The Circumstances of Summer
lyrcs by: chris
You came back from Pennsylvania
And it was so damn good to see you
Your hair was shorter but you were still pretty much the same
And I never will forget you
And I never ever want to
My mind goes clear and I smile when I hear your name
We stayed up until sunrise
watching numerous bad movies
and I never once got tired
of being around you
you always say you're sorry
for things you haven't done wrong
you always seem to be so sad
wish there was something I could do
You told me that you were leaving
towards the end of August
and I said I hope I see you one more time
before you're gone
And we hugged there on your doorstep
As the sun was slowly rising
it always seems as if we're moving on
And I'm sorry I'm such a loser
who never knows just what to say
things always end with someone leaving
I wish that you could stay
You came back from Pennsylvania
And it was so damn good to see you
Your hair was shorter but you were still pretty much the same
And I never will forget you
And I never ever want to
My mind goes clear and I smile when I hear your name
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Melanie with 12 L's
Lyrics by:Chris
Do you like my hair
I change it's color every day
I think Avril Laveign is punk even though she's not
And that's ok!
And I'm so glad
So glad I can confine in you
You don't know how much it means to me
To tell you whats not on my mind
There is no repair for my mended heart!
There is no repair for my mended heart!
There is no reapair for my mended heart!
Hey, that sounds good, copyright Mel!
I'm so Emo, or maybe it's punk...I'm not sure...I'm not sure...I'm not sure...Of anything, really.
But thank you for letting me confine in you--
Thank you for putting up with my stupidity like you do--
There is no repair for my mended heart!
There is no repair for my mended heart!
There is no reapair for my mended heart!
Hey, that sounds good, copyright Mel! |
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SANTA FELL OFF THE WAGON
Lyrics by:Chris
Santa got drunk
and delievered all the presents
to the moon again
There were no presents for everyone
else
Santa has a drinking problem
He lives in a castle in the sky
Oh Santa, please stop drinking Wild Turkey
we're afraid that you might die
The elves think it's time for
an intervention to stop your
drunken nights
Santa--Stop drinking--or we'll take away your rights.
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FACE TRUCKS CHRISTMAS
Lyrics by: Chris
This Christmas
Face Truck doesn't want any gifts
He just wants kids--
Kids to run over with his big ass wheels
Dear Santa, don't bring any sweaters
Or fuckin tinker-toys--
Just bring some little girls and little boys---
with crushable skulls
On the highway, Christmas Eve,
I saw bright lights coming at me.
Was It Santa, bringing toys in his sleigh?
No, it was Face Truck,
Bringing death and fucking Pain!!
Santa Claus stood on the corner
Ringing his bell
Face Truck ran him down
And sent him to hell
Merry Christmas, Face Truck
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THE LONG TONSILS OF JUSTICE
Lyrics by:Chris
In the dark of the night
(in the dark of the night)
they fight for the rights
(they fight for the rights)
of every boy and girl
(of every boy and girl)
in the whole wide world
(WHOLE WIDE WORLD!)
GREEN DAWN
(and GODLEN EAGLE!!)
JUSTICE
(TO THE MAX!!!)
No one can defeat their great crime busting skill
When it comes to "awesome" they sure have their fill!!
GREEN DAWN
(and GOLDEN EAGLE!)
GREEN DAWN
(and GOLDEN EAGLE!)
it's on!!!
(and GOLDEN EAGLE!)
The razor scooters cut through the dark just like a knife!
Protecting all that is good so you can sleep well tonight!
They search out evil in the darkest places
with the lights upon their head!
They put hooligans and ruffians and their crimes to bed!
(bed of NAILS)
GREEN DAWN
(and GOLDEN EAGLE!)
GREEN DAWN
(and GOLDEN EAGLE!)
You'll get your cumupance!
(splash!)
GREEN DAWN and GOLDEN EAGLE!
(in color!!! close captioned for the hearing imparred!)
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The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Lyrics by: Chris
As of late I haven't been sleeping too much
Just laying still and reflecting over what's passed
Remembering the uncertainty felt in her touch
And wishing that just some things would last
Everything eventualy fades away
Friends and Family and the girls you are dumb enough to love,
they all go,
No matter how much you want them to all stay
So don't get used to the comfort you may feel
Because if it really feels good,
It can't really be real
No, I don't want to walk away from this
But I can't really find any reason to exsist
And maybe just exsisting is reason enough, and that's it,
and that's all it's ever gonna be
Well, I'm sorry if I sound selfish,
But that will never be enough for me
No matter how bright and blue were the skies
I could never get away from the uncertainty in her eyes
I felt like dying when she could cry
because I could never comfort her with the words I'd say
and maybe it would've been better if I did die anyway
So I try to get my life together
Stop smoking so many cigarettes
Wish I didn't have so many headaches
And so many fucking regrets
Maybe I'll stop laying in bed so much
Find a job with better pay
Find something good and hold on tight
and hope that it won't go away
But then I'd just be lying,
And what good would lying do?
Why bother looking for something,
When nothings ever new
Because everything eventualy fades away
Friends, Family, the girls you're dumb enough to love,
they all go,
No matter how much you want them to all stay
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I Wrote This For You
Lyrics by: Chris
Self indulgent summer nights
and self inflicted scars
heading to unclear destinations
beneath a canopy of a billion stars
never a destination
never a plan
but we didn't care
we were just fine
traveling off into the night
your eyes were a hurricane
your smile was the sea
and we all laughed out loud
at the nothing we found
I wrote this for you
and I bet you wont even hear it
I wrote this for you
and I bet you don't even care
We were so full of life
and we had no bounds, no limit
we owned the day and the night
we were so full of shit
the cd player blared our music
and we screamed along with it
we knew this beautiful wandering would someday end
but it was the one thing we would never admit
I wrote this for you
and I bet you wont even hear it
I wrote this for you
and I bet you don't even care
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Pretend That You Care
Lyrics by:Chris
I've come home from warmer climates
Try not to look to fucking excited
I know you'd rather swallow shards of broken glass
than talk to me again
I realize we've hated each other for so many years
our many attempts at relationships ending in bitterness and tears
but can you give me one more chance
to break your heart in half
or at the very least
Pretend that you care (x5)
this can't last forever
Pretend that you care
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